SLUGGO’S SLOGANS:
- “GUN CONTROL: Whomever has the gun has control.”
- Hunting is NOT A SPORT because the prey doesn’t know it’s in the game. It doesn’t know the rules.
- “FAITH is believing when common sense tells you not to.”
- “Nothing is quite as exhilarating as being shot at and missed.”
- “TACT is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.”
- “A tiger doesn’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep.”
- “It’s fine to believe in yourself, just don’t be too easily convinced.”
- “Your enemies succeed only when you hate them back.”
- “PRIDE and VANITY have built more hospitals than all the noble virtues added together.”
- “An allegation in search of proof has no substance; proof which leads to allegation has credibility.”
- “Regret for time wasted can become a power for good in the time that remains.“
- “A mind that is closed ceases to be one.”
- Never hate your enemies… it might affect your judgment.
- “DEFINITION OF GETTING OLD: Everything is just a little bit out of reach.”
- “BE NICE TO YOUR CHILDREN… for they will choose your rest home.”
- “Reading Playboy is like reading National Geographic; The sights are beautiful, but you’ll never visit them.”
- “Small men usually give the name of great men to appear greater themselves.”
- “Trying is like failing; the only time you don’t want to fail is the last time you try.“
- “A faint heart never won a fair maiden.”
- “Whenever you talk, you’re repeating something you already know; whenever you listen you are learning something new.”
- “When one woman strikes at the heart of another, she seldom misses, and her aim is invariably fatal.”
- “A nasty heart manifests an ugly result. A cheerful heart makes its own song.”
- “When the people fear the government, that’s tyranny; when the government fears the people, that’s freedom.”
- “When a giraffe receives criticism from turtles, it considers the level their view is coming from.”
- “The enemy sets us up to get upset: When we lose our temper, we lose our power.”
- “An apology for constructive racial or ethnic commentary is inappropriate. Those offended should heed the criticism and show more sensitivity to minority groups other than their own.”
- “There is a thin line between persecution and investigation.”
- “Pain is weakness leaving the body. Sweat is fat crying.” U.S. MARINES
- “A real woman can do it all herself, but a real man won’t let her.”
- “LAST WORDS are for fools who haven’t said enough.”
- “Never interrupt your enemy while they are in the process of self-destruction.”
- “ANTITRUST LAWS were passed with the idea that it’s ok to compete but not alright to win the competition.”
- “A Policeman is a composite of what all men are: mingling of a saint and sinner, dust and deity.”
- “Freedom of the press is all very well until it becomes libel. 1st amendment rights end where hate crimes begin.”
- “The field is like a woman, you live with it all your life and find out it still isn’t yours…”
- “Always fly 1st class.. your heirs will.”
- “Tolerance is a worthy idea, but apparently only certain ideas are worthy of being tolerated.”
- “Fast foods, fast cars and fast women are gone. Replaced by home cooking, SUVs, and a good wife.”
- “Is it racist to be proud of your race?”
- “The best remedy for disturbances is to let them run their course, for soon they quiet down.”
- “Why do we feel compelled to chase what we can’t catch?”
- “Neither a borrower nor a lender be, for more oft than not both friend and loan are lost alike.” SHAKESPEARE
- “When the people fear the government, that’s tyranny; when the government fears the people, that’s freedom.” T. Jefferson
- “Forgiving eliminates repetition which brings mental & emotional stress which is neither healthy nor productive.”
- “When we lose our temper we lose our power. The enemy sets us up to get upset.”
- “Freedom is jeopardized when govt. enforces laws it likes and ignores laws it doesn’t like.”
- “Donald Trump will be the only president in history that will be roundly condemned for keeping his promises.”
- “BE YOURSELF because everybody else is taken.” UNKNOWN
- “Vanity and happiness are incompatible.”
- “The surest cure for vanity is loneliness.”
- “Funny thing about coming home; feels, looks, & smells the same, but it ain’t the same because it’s you that has changed.”
- “Be yourself because you never know who would love the person you hide.”
- “The frailty of human nature is the basis for government.”
- “When the state is most corrupt, the laws are most multiplied.”
- “THE FIRST TO APOLOGIZE is the bravest, THE FIRST TO FORGIVE is the strongest, and THE FIRST TO FORGET, is the happiest.”
- Hypocrite: A politician that watches a tree cut and topple, perches on it’s stump and preaches conservation.
- Curse and name call to make a point; surely both respect and argument are lost alike.
- THE DOUBLE STANDARD: Without double standards, the Dems would have no standards at all.
- The only kind of respect that matters is self respect.
Sluggo
SLUGGO 
In life, happiness is NOT guaranteed.
Sometimes, you just gotta grab a handful of it as it goes by.
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